June 2012
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I tried to write "asexual" and wrote "awsexual"...
acceptable typo is acceptable
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rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
Anonymous asked: I just gotta say, your story "Becoming Loveless"? Parts of it resonate so ridicculously strongthat I don't think I can ever be able to quantify my own experience so well. Thank you. I've been going through a romantic identity crisis lately and your story made me feel better. It's good to know that being confused is okay.
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merkitheperfectionist:
today putin is deciding on which countries are not getting gas any more after yesterday’s eurovision votings.
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90percentawesome asked: Didn't I tell you to not get in trouble while you were in Russia. Sheesh! ;)
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So I went to go see The Avengers again and it was...
Random people in the theater:
: *GASP*
: Noooo!
: Awwwh.
: Oh my god!
This one guy all the way in the back: NO! DAMN, THIS NIGGA CAN'T DIE. Y'ALL WE JUST LOST A GOOD ASS NIGGA MAN. FUCK!
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bonemangrove replied to your chat: Shit that acutally happened
They must be paid for each citizen they heckle. My apologies for your law trouble.
That is actually exactly whatmust happen. :l I would not be surprised. “Okay, gentlemen, now go out there and make sure you have made AT LEAST TWENTY PEOPLE RAGING MAD AND MURDEROUS BY THE TIME YOUR SHIFT IS OVER.”
booklvr630 replied to...
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Shit that acutally happened
Me: *in an airport in moscow*
Me: *has not slept in about 36 hours*
Me: *lays down with my head on my mother's lap to rest myself while we're waiting for the tram*
Police officer: *appears*
Police officer: Lady, sit up.
Me: Wha...?
Police officer: This is a sitting area, not a laying down area. Sit up.
Me: I haven't slept in like 30 hours, what the fuck is it to you.
Police officer: The seats are for sitting in.
Me: We're only taking up two seats!
Police officer: Sit up, it's the law.
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So I'm in Russia, in case anyone is wondering.
I’ve finished two books (one of which just happened to be Hithhiker’s, which is wonderful, and I’m so glad I could finally get my hands on it), slept little in the time between flights, but then slept it all off today, drank at least a bottle of champagne, and am now running around after my mother with documents, attempting to renew our in-country passports.
I’m more or...
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bethcabforcuties:
who invented king arthur’s round table?
SIR CUMFERENCE
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bonemangrove replied to your post: I have this really stupid fear that whenever I come up with a cool idea, someone else will come up with it at the same time and draw it faster than me and then I’ll feel like a jerk for copying them if I do it.
The key, I think, is expressing the idea better than the other person. I never noticed Dumbledore kept his magic beard in a hair tie.
Actually I...
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I have this really stupid fear that whenever I...
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tumblrdore
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Can someone please make that "oh shit that is...
“my grandma died” > like
“racism everywhere” > like
“i almost got killed today” > like
I get that we use it now in the meaning of “I agree with what you wrote and you have my sentiments” but it would make me feel better all the same.